brxkenpetal:
“ ☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁
”


hanij-zoe:

what if instead of censoring our words with **** we used ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

example: son of a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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nishlo:
“when u go to the bathroom at the club and u faded af and they ain’t have paper towels
”
Me as a judge
  • Me: what's they sign
  • Lawyer: your honor what do you mean?
  • Me: 😒 wus dey sign hoe
  • Lawyer: ummm....libra your honor
  • Me: guilty
  • Jury: tru
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